How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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