absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Holy sore nipples Batman
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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