I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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