Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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