Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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