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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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