No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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