theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
im holly from the hills drunk
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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