He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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