i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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