What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You had me at "let me see your balls"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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