Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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