im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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