have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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