This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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