drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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