She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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