hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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