Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Randomize
