i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
PANTIES FOUND
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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