very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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