Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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