i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It's blow job season.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
