so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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