You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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