pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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