White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
a search helicopter?!
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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