I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
