Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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