So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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