Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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