So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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