found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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