Got a toothbrush?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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