I've blown a few things in my day
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Randomize
