you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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