My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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