I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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