So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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