Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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