We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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