Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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