Are we in a gay sports bar?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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