GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
