I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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