Fine. I'll sleep in my office
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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