Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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