You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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go home
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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