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(419): View more from Ohio

There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around

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(419): View more from Ohio

there is no way he can be that small

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look on the bright side he'll over comepensate

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(951): View more from California

This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.

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(571): View more from Virginia

she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.

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(719): View more from Colorado

there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants

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(360): View more from Washington

Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.

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