The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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