Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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