: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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