He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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