So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
COCAINE IS GR8
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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