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that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Are we still banned from the library?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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